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"You see, the thing about heaven is that heaven is for people who like the sort of things that go on in heaven. Like, well, singing, talking to God, watering pot plants."
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oh baby, just you shut your mouth...
Woman: Shoot, I forgot something, I'll be right back, don't you move.
Man: I won't. Hurry!
Woman: I'll be back.
Man: I'll be here.
I LOVE the picture.
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"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."
- George W. Bush
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"Bravery is not the absence of fear... Rather, it is the ability to face our fears and do what is required of us."
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"Every Story has an Ending,But in Life every Ending is just a new Beginning"~ i don't remember
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